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Lasagna
01:12
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If you’re playing a pop song
Then it’s DJ Khaled’s
If you’re buying some eggs, yeah
Then we’re making egg salad
If you’re buying a backyard
Then we’re building a garden
If you’re buying the house, too
Then we’re making some carpet
If we’re making some costumes
Then I'm putting them on ya
If you’re feeling lonely
Then I'm making lasagna
If you’re singing Fiona
Then I'm buying you breakfast yeah
If you’re getting a Switch
Then I'll be with you in seconds
If you’re singing a love song
Then it better be joeys
If you’re writing a play
I'm gonna give you the Tony
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2. |
Joey's Tour
02:11
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Holy moly i didnt know it
There’s so many boys in so many states
across this big old country
Now I’m sitting in a bed with your boyfriend
Who doesn’t know what band I’m in
But that’s okay
cause he’s got an attitude that I can’t stand
I got to go
Take the gay mobile as far as I can
Alabama Mississippi
You’re the one I want to kiss me
Holy moly how could i blow it
If romance is dead I’m throwing my head across
The interstate line
I’m so sick of the lake and the outer drive
I gotta find a different kind of guy yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Alabama Mississippi
You’re the one I want to kiss me
Illinois has left me high and dry
Indiana North Dakota
Need a boy in Minnesota
Now I know there’s so much more to life
Alabama Mississippi
You’re the one I want to kiss me
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3. |
Hot Priest
01:48
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You’re the hottest priest in town
When you smile it freaks me out
Cause it’s beautiful just like a motorbike
Oh man, I wanna be with you
And if I was your man
You’d bless me every day
Like the priest on Fleabag
You’d wash my sins away
And you’d drink with me, G&T,
Until the morning fades
Oh i wish for that morning
Full of talent like Andrew Scott
Altruistic and super hot
He’ll be a goof and a laugh and a tease
But most of all he’d be good to me
You’re the hottest priest in town
When you smile it freaks me out
Cause it’s beautiful just like a motorbike
Oh man, I wanna be with you
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4. |
Hi Hello Bike
00:48
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Biking down the street I saw you there
You were coming down Ohio
And I was zooming down California
And i wish that I could say a thing to you
But with all this distance I knew I couldn’t
To see you on your bike
In such a glorious way
I wanted to shout out
I hope you have a good day
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5. |
Gay Halloween
01:59
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He’s so cute but he’ll never love me
And I love him and all his scary stories
I’ll pretend that he wrote them for me
You and me
Together on Halloween, my dream
The devil wanted a dance
So I took him home
And we could boogie till dawn
Cause we’re just two fun and freaky gays
Who like to party
He’s so cute
(He’s cuter than you wanted)
He’s so cute
(Hes cute and kind of funny)
Hes so cute
(Hes cuter than you wanted)
Hes so cute
(he so cute and full of candy)
Hes so cute
(Hes cuter than you wanted)
He’s so cute
He wants to take it off
But I like his costume
In fact, I think i love it all
Now that the night is over
I’ll put your fangs aside
What are we gonna do now in the meantime?
Let's watch a cooking show
But you gotta leave
I’ll miss you over and over
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6. |
Blame
01:54
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I know you like me
Why don’t you show it?
If you want me around
I know you like me
So don’t you blow it
You’ll only let me down
Boys are boys until they die
They grow up wasting all our time
Why won’t you respect my time
Just leave me high and dry
But I don’t blame you now
I don’t blame you now
I don’t blame you now
Cause i've got me around
I've got me around
I've got me around
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7. |
You're Straight
01:21
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You’re straight
And i’ll be happy if you fall in love
But im gonna be honest
If you were gay I’d be more excited
You’re my straight friend
And i’ll be happy if you fall in love
But im gonna be honest
If you were gay Id be more excited
It’s so hard
to be on your own
But did it ever occur to you that it might be harder
When you are gay
When you are gay
When you are gay, yeah
when you are gay
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8. |
Prunes
00:44
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I like prunes
Cause my daddy likes them too
I like prunes
Cause my daddy likes them too
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9. |
Pancake
01:42
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Pancake is the way to my heart
And when I fall in love im seeing stars
Crack another egg in the batter
I feel nothing so much I could just break down
Pancake is the way to my love
And I need a stack when times get tough
I could fall in love forever
Its the smallest little things im dreaming of
Pancake is the way to my heart
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10. |
Honeys in Hell
01:50
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I can’t find a guy on earth
So I might as well go to hell
There are so many honeys in hell
God has sent them all down there
So I might as well follow them
There are so many honeys in hell
God has sent the hottest guys
To turn away from this old life
And now, Madonna plays in every bar
its not impossible to be alone
When there are so many honeys down there
There’s beauty still on Earth but oh man
Men here are so the worst and I know
A little heat can’t bring me down
My skin might boil and rot and I know
Inferno’s really hot but I got
The gays on every block
Honeys in Hell
Honeys in hell
Honeys in hell
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11. |
Dancefloor
01:57
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Be my only man
If you like to dance
I wanna see you shaking your booty on the dancefloor baby
Moving that peach around
I can only dream of what that’s like
Then you ask me to dance and the music is blaring
But how could I ever say no?
You say you’re the best
At knowing all the steps
You wanna prove to me you can shake it on
The dancefloor baby
The dancefloor baby
The dancefloor baby
The dancefloor baby
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12. |
Star of the Movie
01:26
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What the hell
What in the hell
What in the hell
What in the hell is scarlett johansson doing?
Over in hollywood?
I’m gonna bet she’s okaying a script for Brokeback Mountain 2
And guess what?
That sucks
Somebody told me that it would be directed by Michael Bay
Couldn’t we just get the gays instead?
I promise all the gays wanna be on the big screen
Cause everybody living in the world would love to be the star of their movie
And nobody who is a good actor could play the part better than who should be
Everybody living in the world would love to be the star of their movie
What the hell
What in the hell
What in the hell
What in the hell is scarlett johansson doing?
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13. |
Joey's Band
02:22
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What’s this all about?
You know we go together like Kristofer in leather
If this is what’s to come then its gonna be good
Feeling like a star (laughing in the car)
Singing real sharp (karaoke bar)
Never gonna end
Playing our songs
Playing them loud
You know we go together
We go together now
I don’t want our band to change
Margaret on keys
Wilson on bass
Logan on drums and Joey
Singing in falsetto
I dont want our band to change
Feeling like a star
Karaoke bar
Singing with my friends
Here we go again
I dont want our band to change
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14. |
Paul Hollywood
01:02
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The one that I want
Is with another girl
When will life start getting better?
Hes making desert
and its my favorite kind
Give me financiers forever
The one that I want
The one that I want
The one that i want
The one that I want
Is with another girl oh no
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15. |
Zachary Daiquiri
02:18
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Zachary daiquiri
He makes the crimes go away
But when he leaves for an hour or two
This town’s back in dismay
Zachary daiquiri
Gene Belcher makes him up
A crime fighting alter ego who wants to have fun
If hes not drinking hes out searching
For the man on the run
Zachary daiquiri
He just wants to (he wants a little fun)
If you knew him he’d make your dreams come true
(if you knew him he’d make your dreams come true)
A sagittarius with love for chocolate foods
(a sagittarius with love for chocolate)
I know hes not a very good athlete
But i think he’s the right person to save me
Drinking a virgin daiquiri by the shoreline
Zachary daiquiri
He makes the crimes go away
But when he leaves for an hour or two
This town’s back in dismay
Zachary daiquiri
Zachary daiquiri
Zachary daiquiri
Zachary daiquiri
Zachary daiquiri
Zachary daiquiri
He just wants to
Have a little fun
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16. |
Talking to Boys Online
02:33
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Talking to boys online
Till I waste all my time
Oh Ive got a match in Wisconsin
Hes got a big old smile that my mom would love
A virtual projection that I’m dreaming of
I know better than this (than to get my hopes up)
All day shooting the shit (i know better)
I know better than this (than to get my hopes up)
But i could never not believe in love
Lying on my side
Eating olives from Aldi
Boys on my mind
Im so distracted like Charli
I was so busy thinking that I forgot my bike in the rain
Somebody stole it at night and a puddle of mush I became
Everyones around
And we’re playing a card game
Singing all the songs
We know from the little mermaid
I wanna spend all my time with my friends as a terrible goof
But then i fuck myself up cause im constantly dreaming of you
I was dreaming of you
I was dreaming of you
But what else could i do?
When im dreaming of you
I was dreaming of you
I was dreaming of you
Now i know
I cant afford to not believe in love
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17. |
Joey's There
00:57
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Joey is always there for me
Joey is always on my team and
Though i am sad im never lonely
when joey is there
Joey is there
Joey is there
You never have to stress at all
when im on my own
Cause im not alone
Yeah thats bologna yeah
When joey is there
Joey is there
Joey is there
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18. |
Friends of Joey
02:36
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A little bit of anime in the morning
Leave a little room inside my cup
For some oaty oaty oaty milk
And I
I wanna call you up
Hope you’re feeling better yeah
Whats the deal
Hows that little song
You keep working on
I know its hard to do the things you wanna
(taking that walk, taking those measures)
Focus on what Janet taught ya
(gotta relax, gotta find pleasure)
Lets get a bite
Ill take you out
How many ways do I gotta say to ya?
Im always there for you when you want it
All of these boys are so unkind
They’re here they’re there and then they neglect you
Lets paint the town and clear you mind
I wanna cheer you up like i’m meant to
Make up a jingle just for fun
We’re advertising Gods
I’ll keep calling and calling
Keep calling and calling ya
What’s the deal hows that little song?
(im always there for you when you want it)
Whats the deal hows that little song?
(im always there for you when you want it)
Whats the deal hows that little song?
(im always there for you when you want it)
Whats the deal hows that song?
I know its hard to do the things you wanna
(taking that walk, taking those measures)
Focus on what Janet taught ya
(gotta relax, gotta find pleasure)
Lets get a bite
Ill take you out
How many ways do I gotta say to ya?
Im always there for you when you want it
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Joey Nebulous Chicago, Illinois
im gay for pay
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